Colaboração: Rubens Queiroz de Almeida
Data de Publicação: 15 de Maio de 1997
Para quem quiser abrir seu negócio na Internet, existe uma implementação
de loja virtual, desenvolvida em Perl, e totalmente gratuita.
O software chama-se Perlshop e pode ser encontrado em
http://www.arpanet.com/perlshop. Tudo o que se pede é que se mantenha
nas páginas da loja virtual o logotipo do desenvolvedor.
Dica Humorística :-)
Politically Correct UNIX System VI Release notes
The "man" pages are now called "person" pages.
Similarly, "hangman" is now "person_executed_by_an_oppressive_regime."
To avoid casting aspersions on our feline friends, the "cat" command
is now, more generally, "domestic_quadruped."
To date, there has only been a UNIX command for "yes" - reflecting the
male belief that women always mean yes, even when they say no. To
address this imbalance, System VI adds a "no" command, along with a
"-f[orce]" option which will crash the entire system if the "no" is
The bias of the "mail" command is obvious, and it has been replaced by
the more neutral "gendre" command.
The "touch" command has been removed from the standard distribution due
to its inappropriate use by high-level managers.
The "compress" utility has been replaced by the lightweight "feather"
command. Thus, old information (such as that from Dead White European
Males) should be archived via "tar" and "feather".
The "more" command reflects the materialistic philosophy of the Reagan
era. System VI uses the environmentally preferable "less" command.
The biodegradable "KleeNeX" displaces the environmentally unfriendly
To avoid unpleasant, medieval connotations, the "kill" command has been
The "nice" command was historically used by privileged users to give
themselves priority over unprivileged ones, by telling them to be
"nice". In System VI, the "sue" command is used by unprivileged users
to get for themselves the rights enjoyed by privileged ones.
Optionally "history" is available as "herstory."
The "quota" utility can now specify minimum as well as maximum usage,
and will be strictly enforced.
The "abort()" function is now called "choice()."
From now on, "rich text" will be more accurately referred to as
"exploitive capitalist text".
The term "daemons" is a Judeo-Christian pejorative. Such processes
will now be known as "spiritual guides", or "channels".
There will no longer be a invidious distinction between "dumb" and
"smart" terminals. All terminals are equally valuable and valued.
Traditionally, "normal video" (as opposed to "reverse video") was white
on black. This implicitly condoned European colonialism, particularly
with respect to people of African descent. UNIX System VI now uses
"regressive video" to refer to white on black, while "progressive
video" can be any color at all over a white background.
For far too long, power has been concentrated in the hands of "root"
and his "wheel" oligarchy. We have instituted a dictatorship of the
users. All system administration functions will be handled by the
People's Committee for Democratically Organizing the System (PC-DOS).
No longer will it be permissible for files and processes to be "owned"
by users. All files and processes will own themselves, and decided how
(or whether) to respond to requests from users.
The X Window System will henceforth be known as the NC-17 Window
And finally, UNIX itself will be renamed "PC" - for Procreatively
UNIX(tm) is a trademark of UNIX System Laboratories. Any similarity
of names or attitudes to that of any person, living or dead, is purely
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